Dear Jameson,

Why are you so cruel? I love and care for you and what do you do but make me feel bad and give me a headache. I'm not going to give up on you though because we have something special.
Love,
me

I'd really like a glass of water and a taco. It's raining and I don't want to go outside, should I get delivery even though I live a block away from the taco place? I'd still have to put on pants so whats the point?!
This would be a good time to have a boyfriend, I could get him to get tacos (crispy tacos; one fish, one bean please) for me. Oh sexy boyfriend...

So, I was home the other day in the late afternoon and I turned on the TV, I think to PBS and they have on this show that teaches grammar in the kinda dorky way grown-ups teach kids lessons but I was riveted. Seriously, my grammar, actually my punctuation is terrible. I learned so much in only one afternoon. I can't wait until the next episode. I hope it's a show about colons; because I have no idea when to use them.

Lazy blog post, but what do you expect...I haven't posted anything in over 6 months...

I'm backkkkkkk!!!
Who am I talking to? Is anyone actually reading this?
Whatevs. I like finding new and innovative ways to procrastinate. My new favorite way to waste time is by posting reviews like I am Pete Wells of the New York Times for Yelp!
Click on my profile and become absorbed in my world class retrospective on dining and other fine and not so much fine establishment around the globe (ok, so far that only includes views on a few places in NYC, Brooklyn, New Orleans and Gainesville, Florida). But check me out anyways.
That's it for today...gotta start slow. Gotta ease into it, make you want it...Also it's almost 4pm, I should get something done today. Don't forget to click, ummm....hello?

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